Yep, those are DEA agents putting the hurt on the pot club across the street from our office. This club had become infamous as the last bastion of marijuana sales in San Francisco, if not the entire Bay Area. And now, thanks to the tireless work of these brave agents, our region is at last completely free of the devil’s weed. There are no more avenues for distro, no more opportunities for intake. Local minimarts and corner stores are not pleased, fearing the total eradication of impulsive processed food cravings.

Jerry Garcia can only look on in disbelief from behind that tree.