Goldie and team are on a secret shoot with Digital Kitchen in Chicago and these are the pictures we got back. If we know Chicago and Goldie (and we think we do) these are probably the only appropriate shots they could send. Stay tuned for the aftermath.

On March 27, EVB Executive Creative Director Stephen Goldblatt set a world record in the Universal Record Database by engaging in twelve simultaneous instant message conversations aboard a Virgin America flight from JFK to LAX. You can view, and even attempt to beat, Goldie’s record, by going here.

Yep, those are DEA agents putting the hurt on the pot club across the street from our office. This club had become infamous as the last bastion of marijuana sales in San Francisco, if not the entire Bay Area. And now, thanks to the tireless work of these brave agents, our region is at last completely free of the devil’s weed. There are no more avenues for distro, no more opportunities for intake. Local minimarts and corner stores are not pleased, fearing the total eradication of impulsive processed food cravings.

Jerry Garcia can only look on in disbelief from behind that tree.